Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married
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> Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
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> Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
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> "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
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> "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
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> So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
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> Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
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> "What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
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> "No, because he's really heavy"
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> "Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's."
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> "Well you can't say fairer than that then"
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> So I went to the dentist.
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> He said "Say Aaah."
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> I said "Why?"
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> He said "My dog's died.'"
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So I rang up my local swimming baths.
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> I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?'
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> He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'"
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> " So I rang up a local building firm,
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> I said 'I want a skip outside my house.'
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> He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
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